2011 Wheelie Award Winners

The Cincinnati Rollergirls took over Mainstay Rock Bar's Betty Bar in Downtown Cincinnati on Friday, Dec. 16 for the team's rock star-themed end of season awards party.

Here are the nominees and winners (in bold) of this year's Wheelie Awards, as voted on by members of the team:

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Silent Lambs Awards

MVP: Hot Slice, Cherry Choke, Killian Destroy, Kitten Kicker, Maime
Best Jammer: Hot Slice, Maime, Pistolwhippin' Wendy, Polly Rocket
Best Pivot: Cherry Choke, Killian Destroy, Pistolwhippin' Wendy, Polly Rocket, Poppy Chulo
Best Blocker: Killian Destroy, Barracuda, Cherry Choke, Polly Rocket, Poppy Chulo
Hardest Hitter: Railroad, Killian Destroy, Kitten Kicker, Pistolwhippin' Wendy, Roxx Solid
Most Improved: Railroad, Flannery O'Slaughter, Garden of Beatin', Iona Pare, Kitten Kicker, Roxx Solid, Sista Shovechild
Best Attitude: Killian Destroy, Barracuda, Bombtrack, Hot Slice
Most Underrated: Maime, Flannery O'Slaughter, Iona Pare, Pistolwhippin' Wendy, Polly Rocket
Most Versatile: Cherry Choke, Maime, Polly Rocket, Roxx Solid

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Black Sheep Awards

MVP: Nuk'em, Hannah Ouchocinco, K. Lethal, Sk8r-Kinney, Wheezy
Best Jammer: Wheezy, Hannah Ouchocinco, K. Lethal
Best Pivot: Sk8r-Kinney, Ruff'n the Passer, June With a Cleaver
Best Blocker: Nuk'em, Buckhead Betty, Sk8r-Kinney
Hardest Hitter: Nuk'em, Buckhead Betty, Mirderher
Most Improved: Kitten Kicker, June With a Cleaver, Maime, Mirderher, Wheezy
Best Attitude: Barracuda, Buckhead Betty, Jungle Lacy, Penn Tupanga, Ruff'n the Passer
Most Underrated: CandyKICKass!, Barracuda, June With a Cleaver, Jungle Lacy, Mirderher
Most Versatile: Nuk'em, Barracuda, CandyKICKass!, Hannah Ouchocinco, Karma Krash

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Team Awards

Born This Way Award (Rookie of the Year): Hot Slice, Garden of Beatin', Imma Tattooher, Railroad, Roxx Solid, Scrapnel
Rock and Roll All Night Award (Life of the After-Party): Buckhead Betty, Bex Pistol, Cherry Choke, Dr. Funkenstein, Sista Shovechild
Hottest in Hot Pants: Wheezy, Buckhead Betty, Captain Gorgeous, Nuk'em, Sista Shovechild
Express Yourself Award (Most Opinionated): Bex Pistol, CandyKICKass!, Hannah Ouchocinco, Karma Krash
Rollin' With My Homies Award (Road Warrior): Hot Slice, Poppy Chulo, Coach Marty/Pale Rider (3-way tie)
I'll Be There For You Award (Most Reliable): Hot Slice, June With a Cleaver, Mirderher, Miss Print, Susie Shinsplintski
Don't Stop Believin' Award (Spirit Award): Barracuda, Bombtrack, Garden of Beatin', Hot Slice, Montezooma
Hurts So Good Award (Most Injured): Polly Rocket, Buckhead Betty, Hot Slice, Sk8r-Kinney
Smells Like Team Spirit Award (Smelliest Gear): Buckhead Betty, Maime, Mirderher
Oops, I Did It Again Award (Penalty Box Queen): Sk8r-Kinney, K. Lethal, (NSO) Mother Fuchsia, Nuk'em

Skater Relations Board Award: Flannery O'Slaughter (awarded by the SRB)
Coaches' Award: Ruff'n the Passer (awarded by the coaches)

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NSO (Non-Skating Official) Awards

Wonder Bra Award (most supportive member): Penal Eyes
Armchair Pivot Award (member who can't stop sharing his derby knowledge): Squintz
Bodacious Boutfit Award: Mother Fuchsia
Sucker Awards (most awesome people suckered into the NSO job): Mr. Nuk'em and Moxy Powers (tie)
Certificates of Awesome: Garden of Beatin', Mr. Pink, Queen Victorious, Rabid Derby Fan, The Sharmanator, Truxtal

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The skaters, coaches, referees, photographers, announcers, NSOs and other volunteers were also thanked by the team for their hard work this year with a special CRG belt buckle. The team also gave a special thanks to Coach Marty, who is retiring from coaching after five seasons but will remain involved with the team.

Congratulations to all of the winners!